Those Thoughts…….. What?

 

Of the many boring thoughts that must pass through our heads countless times a day, I wonder what every one might make out of the random thoughts that catch our attention. When among my friends I often find that we can spend the better part of an hour cracking up over some stupid thought that we shared. Here’s an example.

Scene: In a cabin in the woods ten at night it’s rainy, we are crashing after having partied with a friend about to get married. We are all single women me and my Bestie are the oldest of the group and the confirmed old maids to tired or broke to work on relationships. We’re all cuddling up to our cups of coffee while we talk of the future awaiting our doomed friend. When the conversation lulls, and we begin to feel a small sort of depression lick at our heels, when I decide to break the silence. And so began the chaos:

                Me-Sometimes I just need a mood booster. You know.

                Friend 1- I have pills for that.

                Friend 2- I have coffee for that.

                Friend 3- I Have chocolate

                Me- Hey what about me?

                Friend 1- You have a cat for that.

Me- (Laughing to the point of crying) So true… I am wrapped in my comforter to the point where you can only see my face and my cats clasped to my chest as I fervently pet his head while he tries to escape. Mew that’s code for save me….

Friend 2- I don’t know how a cat can fix anything, if you just have coffee any situation is immediately so much better and you will be happy.

Friend 3- (Laying on the floor laughing)

Me- Okay I challenge that thought. Say you are on a cruise ship that has broken down so there’s poop everywhere its hot and nasty and then pirates attack and there you know, feeling you up will coffee make it better.

Friend 2- What! Wait, wait (laughing hysterically) Okay umm…. Yes cause well well….

Friend 1- Wait I can see it, Pirates come aboard cutlasses raised above their heads we all say wait (Friend 2) pulls out the supplies to make coffee, and I swallow a handful of my pills.

Friend 2- Yes that would be exactly how it goes I chug my coffee you are laying on the floor loopy (Friend 3) Is in the corner getting her chocolate on and Nicky’s crying over her cat that’s not there and I say to the bewildered pirates while flipping my hair back, Alright come at me…..

We all spew forth with laughter gasping at the stupidity of it all. Snickering, friend 1 turns to me. I would love you Nicky you’re so funny and awesome. Really that’s nice but I wouldn’t date you …….

Random thoughts I think they are just the comic relief in a world filled with depression and insanity. Without them we would all just be empty shells all the life sucked out of us. Kind of like dark chocolate cordial cherries. Sweet and syrupy in the center bitter on the outside. So to the world I say keep it coming for I have plenty of comic relief available.